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Get your own dirt
God is sitting in Heaven, when
a scientist says to him, "Lord, we don't
need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way
to create life
out of nothing, in other words, we can do what you did
in the
Beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me," replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
into the
likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating
man."
"Well, that is interesting, show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no," interrupts God.
"Get your own dirt."
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